me as a parent

Marchand’s shorty.



cake gifs

are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son

Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

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Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy. →


So we (Tuukka and Shawn) were out one night after.. I think it was after we won the Cup, & it was 2 or 3 in the morning and we definitely had way to many and our trainer is “oh we are selling our boat” and we were like “alright ill buy it. How much?” and he gave a price…